Uh Oh!!!!........... It's The Phone.....

Erm....... Hullo???

Look.... I Told You To Tell Her I Wasn't Here

Yes Dear...... I know I told you that BUT....

I'm sorry sweetheart....... I have an appointment with a nice clean nappy (Diaper)

Phew... didn't dare tell her about the date with the woman with the nice big......... Bottle