One day in May we went to Chester zoo and there was a great big scary monster, I'm not kidding, it was absolutely gynormous, it had the head of a tiger and it was covered in stripes. It had a huge belly, it had four arses and huge claws that could rip you to shreds in an instant, it had magnets in it's tail so it could attach itself to ya..... it had more teeth than the entire Osmond family and it had a huge roar that sounded like...... I'm HUNGRY and I'm gonna eat ya. We looked everywhere to find Michael to save him from the beast but couldn't find him. We thought the monster had eaten him and just then the monsters mother appeared!!!!!!.... and you know how protective a mother can be over it's young....... It was making this hideous screeching noise.... but as we listened closer it sounded more like.....